DisapUtarded
the natural reaction in your face when you realize that utah citizens have the lowest iq’s in the nation, and you are having a absurd (yet hilarious) political or moral conversation with utarded citizen. when you are trying really hard not to mock or sarcastically laugh in a mormon’s face.
the disappointed look you have on your face, when out of state relatives ask you are doing after your big move to utah.
the realization that your move was a big mistake, as you drink the most watered down beer in the nation. you are stuck and its pretty funny to everyone else.
skyler: hey, so hows it going? how is utah treating you?
me: (with a disaputarded look on my face): shut up.
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