disasster
noun
(other wise known as a cat-sstrophe or a b-mmer)
– a non-specific -ss- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. when you find out she’s not into -n-l.
2. when her fine -ss turns out to be the work of her fake -ss panties.
3. when you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. when you realise the fine -ss you were checking out, is a man’s.
5. when her -ss is huge… and so is her brown eye.
6. her -ss and her v-g-n- are the same hole.
7. when he sh-ts himself trying to force fart.
etc.
daniel sneezed and then farted. jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who’d dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out… “that’s weird”; she thought, “we’re not at the circus” and then the smell hit her and she realised the dis-sster…as daniel waddled off she realised he’d shat himself again.
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