Disaster Wank


a w-nk that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.

often caused by backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.

the worst type of contaminated spillage.
mike’s friend: how come you were so late to first cl-ss?

mike: oh man, had a disasterw-nk and it needed tending to. looked like a war zone!

mike’s friend: ah hard lines man, not had a disasterw-nk in years!
a w-nk that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) i rolled my car last night. hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) bl–dy h-ll, what did you do?!
1) i had a quick disaster w-nk then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.

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