disastrabate


to m-st-rb-t- to climax, using only footage of horrific natural disasters as p-rnography.
bret: hey did you see the news last night? that tsunami killed like 300 people.

chad: yeah man i tivo’ed it so i can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.

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