disattractive
a level of ugly beyond unattractive. if attractive is like 5 and unattractive is like 0, disattractive is like -27. it literally counteracts any arousal you may experience simply by existing.
that guy was really hot, but his friend was so disattractive that i lost girl wood immediately.
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spanish for forest…aka pubic hair if she has el bosque, ill kill myself
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(v) m-st-rb-t-. (male only, as women lack both the pepper and the milk.) her t-ts strained against the fabric of her thin t-shirt that i quickly tented my trouser. i filed the image away for the next time i needed to milk the pepper.
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a cigar that has been inserted into a woman’s v-g-n- before being smoked. dude, you still smokin’ them el clintonos?
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noun; one who engages in the act of fully inserting t-st-cl-s into his/her mouth and suckling them. guy1:i saw joey sucking some guy’s nards the other day. he sure had a mouthful! guy2:wow, joey is such a ball eater! ball eater: something that is really hard to do and usually results in failure or multiple […]