disclude
what stupid people say instead of exclude
“the real definition of disclude is ‘to disclose, make known’, i think you meant to say ‘exclude.'”
to leave something out of the given context, to not include.
richard was discluded from the conversation because he was an imposter.
to not include.
i want to disclude you from my conversation.
the act of exclusion. the opposite of include, but with intent. “exclude” could be unintentional. “disclude” never is.
we purposely discluded tom from the meeting because he always manages to derail it.
to exclude or not to include; the logical opposite of include
most people i know are cool, but this discludes you.
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