Disco Dick
when a guy has too much intoxication his d-ck goes soft and he can’t get hard for s-x.
jack: “man i drank so much last night i couldn’t get it up, it was like thumbing a marshmallow into a coin slot.”
gary: “ha ha, you got disco d-ck.”
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a nickname for edward cullen of the twilight series that mocks his sparkling virgin p-n-s.
i am sick of twilight fans drooling over edward’s disco d-ck.
when a woman wearing 5 colors of lipstick, gives you a bl-w j-b
you see her lips? she gave me a disco d-ck.
s-xual maneuver popularized in a p-rn movie when “the sheik” is leaning back, relaxing whille one of his harem is vigorously working his schl-ng, grinding her hips up and down on it.
said the sheik (with a strong, but obviously faked arab accent)… “aaah, yes, work it… work it baby… yes, that’s it… dance on my d-ck… disco d-ck…”
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