disco penis
a. the smell of a mans genitalia after a day of sport, night of raving.
reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco p-n-s can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as “a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse”
b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as “pilly w-lly”
—examples—
a. “jasper was put off banging gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco p-n-s”
“louis was good in the sack” said bobby, “but horrendous case of disco p-n-s, it smelt like big foots d-ck”
b. sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly w-lly
a p-n-s which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are
-p-n-s is constantly whistling abba tunes
-you find a disco ball up your -ss
-your p-n-s will dress in white
“hey my p-n-s has the fever-the boogie fever!”
“man have i got a bad case of disco p-n-s or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes”
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