disco pussy

this is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). when receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. it is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)
the first time i saw a disco p-ssy,i thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.
the cheesy, sweaty and smelly attributes a women’s v-g-n- has after a big night of drinking and dancing.
mate 1: so did you end up sleeping with that blonde chick last night?

mate 2: yeah but she a mad case of disco p-ssy!! i couldnt wait to get away from that stench!
remember back in the ’70s, when american cars were 500 feet long, the internet was darpanet, a pixel was two inches wide, and p-rn flicks had plots, were shot on film, and shown in theaters? well, back then, no right-thinking lady would ever -think- to take a razor to her nether-regions. disco p-ssy is that great big, full, thick, untouched, unaltered, beautiful bush of pubic hair on the female genitalia whose popularity in fashion experienced its peak (and subsequent decline) right along with studio 54.

disco p-ssy is p-ssy the way g-d himself intended it to look. it’s a p-ssy that, upon first sight, makes “sat-rday night fever” by the bee gees instantly start to play in your head.

nowadays, a disco p-ssy is harder to find than an honest politician.
i got that girl home last night, and what a treat! she had a disco p-ssy the size of a ’73 el dorado! man, that p-ssy that had never even seen a -picture- of a razor, dig?
the smell a women’s v-g-n- has after a big night out clubbing
yeah but she had a mean case of disco p-ssy