discougaraged
when a woman is just dawning the age of cougardom and is not sure is she wants to be perceived as a cougar when she realizes that a younger man likes her.
friend- “hey liz are you gonna let that hot 26 year old buy you a drink? he has been eye raping you all night.”
liz- “i don’t know. it’s my 35th birthday, i don’t know if i am ready to turn cougar over night.”
friend- ” don’t get all discougaraged about age! you would have gone for him last night.”
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