Discount Condom King
a website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. one would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn’t been proven in court yet. the discount condom king promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
guy 1: thanks to the discount condom king, i’ll never have to buy full priced condoms again!
guy 2: why did you buy 200 at one time?
guy 1: you can’t turn down this bargain. the holes are a b-mmer though.
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