Discount Double Check
while doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. because, well, she earned it.
austin: did i just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?
ogewu: yea, i gave her the discount double check.
austin: cool bro! -high five-
ogewu: i haven’t washed my hands yet.
to perform aaron rodgers’s touchdown move while saying discount double check. derives from the state farm add that uses aaron rodgers move.
packers fan: hey you
bears fan: what?
packers fan: discount double check!
bears fan: f–ker
when, in preparation of getting a bl-wj-b from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an adam’s apple.
i was really drunk last night, but i remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. whew! close one.
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