Discovered Minecraft
a period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.
subject one: where’s johnny? it’s christmas eve!
subject two: oh, he discovered minecraft…
subject one: d-mn…
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