Discreetly Slacking
skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss’s coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
fred: how did you finish all that d-mn homework!?
samuel: i was discreetly slacking.
teacher: no one else finished their homework? you could all learn a thing from samuel here.
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