dishman

an individual usually living in the southern part of the states. these individuals have more cousins than flies on a p–py flavored lolly pop. these rural humans enjoy drinking and fireworks and an insane combination of the both. in their homes you may find large open rooms full of nothing but stuffed animals and a gun rack. typically you can count the number of teeth still in their mouth on two hands. when disaster strikes, you are sure that the first thing these humans do is grab the guns and jerky.
when i was down in the south for deer season the land was covered in ed’s and dishmans. those dishmans are crazy hardcore redneck fishing fools.
a french frog (often hairless) who indulges in oral s-x with contaminated individuals. the dish man prefers dark places and altered states of consciousness, often induced by hypnotic beats or hallucinagenic drugs.
after the rave, pierre ate that slizoid’s cooch like a regular dish man.
an individual usually living in the southern part of the states. these individuals have more cousins in their extended family than flys on a p–py flavored lolly pop. these rural humans enjoy drinking till they dance on tables and tend to have rooms full of nothing but stuffed birds and shotguns. typically you can count the number of teeth still left in their mouth on two hands. when distaster strikes, you are sure that the first thing these humans do is grab for their guns and jerky.
when i was down in the south for dear season the land was covered in ed’s and dishmans. those dishmans are crazy hardcore redneck fishing fools.