disjointment
the noun-form of the word ‘disjoint’ (not disjoint, but rather the formal dictionary meaning).
1 a state of disarray, confusion, disrepair, and utter chaos. something that is so f-cked up beyond repair that it’s better off being replaced or scr-ped altogether.
2 the state of having one’s literal joints out-of-place.
3 the moment where you stop smoking a joint.
my, that is some disjointment you have gotten yourself into.
person a: hey, did you go to the party last night?
person b: yeah, after i took a hit of disjoint
person a: did you see the girl’s house after? that sh-t was all f-cked up.
person b: oh h-ll yeah, it was all one big disjointment.
seeing his family entering the house from the second-story window, john knew that disjointment was inevitable, and he began to clean up his stuff.
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