dislex
i. the father of smurf-ggery.
ii. incessant whiner; lord of the b-tchmade.
iii. #founderfail; #betabutcouldn’tevengetabadgeb-tch.
iv. known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog d-cks in his -ss simultaneously.
v. shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the bubonic plague.
vi. ten out of ten women would prefer getting g-ngb-nged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
vii. synonymous with: virgin, f-ckboi, b-tch n-gg-, and every form of f-ggot heretofore discovered.
viii. inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ”that feel when the only p-ssy you’ve ever seen is just your reflection”. —spoiler alert— it has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.
“whoa,bro! careful, you almost just dislexed, and you know you would -never- live that sh-t down!”
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