dism whip


v. to smack someone up side the head with 20lbs of limp d-ck. n. the 20lbs of limp d-ck used to smack someone over the head. a specific magic: the gathering card that never made it to print -ed, -ing, -er, s plural
v. sam once again opened his mouth and said something stupid so i had to dism whip him, leaving quite an impressive mushroom stamp.

n. she had a bad habit of using her teeth when going down on me so i had to give her the dism whip.

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