Disneyland Dork


1.) the 40+ year-old man you see at disney parks collecting pins, wearing “grumpy” apparel, tube socks, a disney hat, and high shorts. mustache, backpack, and sungl-sses optional.

2.) the 40+ year-old woman you see at disney parks collecting pins, wearing disney park clothing, a f-nny pack, and a form of disney headwear. gl-sses, backpack, and bad hair optional.

3.) that jerk at disneyland who goes alone, believes everyone should be quiet in line, and gripes about it on a disney forum.

4.) the guy who writes “park peeves” online.
“so, should i bring my special disney pins to trade with random people, and money to blow on more pins?”

“please refrain from being a disneyland dork today.”

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