disneylandsex
s-x that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a f-cking awesome time.
walt had a sh-t-eating grin on his face all day and mickey asked why and walt said, ” got me some disneylands-x last night.”
much like a lengthy, serpentine line at the happiest place on earth, disneyland s-x is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.
“(sigh) i spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
“omg. total disneyland s-x.”
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