Dispensers
a machine that dispenses stuff (duh). also known as the dispense-o-matic 9000 provisions dispenser in team fortress 2, it’s a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. and it heals. though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.
comes in 3 levels. when fully upgraded, it’s a medic that gives you ammo.
when used effectively, the dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. however, it is pr-ne to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) boolit.
it also blocks friendly sentry guns, so watch out where you’re placing it.
“pootis spencer hear!”
— the heavy
“need a dispenser here!”
— the scout
“phudda dipenza heah!”
— the pyro
“we need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here.”
— the engineer
the optometrists b-tches
first defined by nimtard ali
(nimrah)optmetrists: come over here and shine these lenses
(b-tch)dispensers: yes mp (miss prof)
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