Disrackted
adverb: having the attention diverted when a girl with a delicious rack walks by, leaving one in an entranced, dreamlike state.
guy 1: “well, i got this new weed and..”
{girl walks by in scoop-neck tank with great t-ts}
guy 2: “sorry dude, what were you saying? i just got totally disrackted.”
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