Distance
a big, huge, ugly thing that keeps friends, bestfriends, lovers and others away from each other. distance usually causes random phrases like “i miss you!” or “my day is always worse with out you like today! =(”
guy; distance sucks =(
girl; ewwwie distance!!!
the biggest c-ck-block in all existence. ever.
“i wish i could date that blogger.”
“don’t you guys live over 3,000 miles away?”
“yeah…”
“distance is such a c-ck-block.”
an excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.
“it’s not that i don’t love you, i just can’t handle the distance.”
a harsh reality.
i’m so tired of distance.
distance always finds a way to make everything more difficult.
the difficult, but important, period of time after a breakup were the two involved do not have contact in an attempt to regain a sense of themselves.
i think i need some distance in order to figure our who i am without you.
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