Distance Disease
when a member of the opposite s-x looks good from afar but looks far from good.
guy 1: “dude, check out that hot chick across the street!”
guy 2: “h-ll yeah, here she comes!”
guy 1: “ewww. she’s not hot at all. she’s got distance disease!”
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