Distance Snob
a person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
“eric is such a distance sn-b. he won’t be friends with anyone who isn’t within ten miles of his house!”
“can you believe what a distance sn-b she is? if you aren’t located in her city she deletes your friendship!”
“i used to be a distance sn-b. but that was before i realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me.”
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