Distant Cousin


fair game. when a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.
no dude, it’s cool. she’s a distant cousin.
to indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that -ss.
“hey, is that hottie your cousin?”

“yeah… distant cousin, if you know what i mean.”

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