Distarted
an adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.
like when you are doing something stupid but don’t know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. or you are being distracted doing something retarted
“don’t you have to go now?” guy
“uh, i did but my mom is being distarted.” girl
“oooh.” guy
“yea, she is distracted watching tv.” girl
“but that means she is distracted not distarted?” guy
“no, she is watching twilight.” girl
“oh, i see how she is being retarted.” guy
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