Distraction Pretzel
a pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.
jason: hey can i use your computer?
jen: no.
jason: -holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner-
jen: -leaps for pretzel-
jason: -grabs computer and quickly updates facebook status-
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