distracturbation
the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed
tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation…it’s p-rn star season.
is dad there?
no, he’s using mom for distracturbation.
hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
the act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. during your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.
i was jerking it to layla but i proceeded to enter into distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and tom cruise in “the last samurai.”
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