Distriburtle
distribute any kind of resource (time, money… especially these two) in a particularly clumsy/inefficient manner, usually amongst a mult-tude of possible options.
like when you have two tests the next day, but have basketball training and it’s 2 days before the match, and promised your friend you’d help him/her with the science project, but instead end up watching anime and ignore everyone and everything. upon learning of this, a friend might comment “you totally distriburtled your time, brah!”
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