distro-slut


a phase in a linux user life where he keeps switching from a distro to another, as new half-cooked features are hacked/patched into them.

they are usually proofs of the theory that the only thing concrete you can do with a linux distro is to simply install it… and spend your evening tweaking the settings of the x-window server.
typical distro-sl-t quotes:
“woah, red hat rocks!” (1996)

“red hat sucks, they do business like micro$oft! suse is sooo l33t!” (1999)

“suse is a big bad novell brand! gentoo rulez ‘coz of it’s portage system! (2004)

(distro-sl-t then switches to freebsd as he realize the ports system was a freebsd idea, and lives happily ever after)

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