disturbo
the clown you don’t hire twice.
“where were you this morning?”
“i got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. here look at the costume i made …”
*puts on mask*
“you are not wearing that to children’s birthday parties.”
“i call myself ‘disturbo the clown you don’t hire twice’.”
pears before swine, stephan pastis, rat, goat
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