ditch cougar


the name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. typically used in the midwest by good ol’ country folk.
hey jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin’ on the side of the road back there?

yeah, i seen the b-st-rd. turn around so i can shoot it quick.

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