ditch work
you ditch work when you avoid work by staying away or leaving early without permission. perhaps someone pretends to suffer sickness (= fake flu or because of something you ate last night) and means to stay at home to recover, but indeed you need an excuse for missing work.
today i am going to ditch work and go fishing instead.
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