ditching school


probably the only thing you’ll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped mr. wendell’s -ss with a towel.

often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the cl-ss-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

when asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has p-ssed away, so that they might claim a cl-ss-free day as well.

those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
teacher: is sean ditching school?
student: no, he got hit by a bus.
probably the only thing you’ll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped that teacher’s -ss with a towel.

often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the cl-ss-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

when asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has p-ssed away, so that they might claim a cl-ss-free day as well.

those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.

teacher: is sean ditching school?
student: no, he got hit by a bus.

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