Ditchy McAbandonpants
pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. this saying may have been sp-wned in 2005 by the children’s cartoon, “foster’s home for imaginary friends”.
character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. after #2 gets stomped, character 1 walks up and asks:
character 1: “are you ok??”
character 2: “sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) no thanks to ditchy mcabandonpants here.”
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