Ditech
stupid f-cking loan commercial that’s on every single channel in which a fat man always says ‘lost another loan to ditech!’.
fat man: -looks out his window and sees a ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call ditech- lost another loan to ditech!
fat man: -flips through channels and sees ditech commercials everywhere- lost another loan to ditech!
fat man: -goes to the eye doctor and sees ditech when he looks through those big eye things- lost another loan to ditech!
fat man: -sees his mom on ditech’s website- even my own mother! lost another loan to ditech!
people watching tv: why doesn’t that stupid fat f-ck shoot himself?
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