Ditty Bag
a small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. the bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.
joe: oh no, the car won’t start.
macgyver: it’s the ignition. i’ll use the batteries from the flashlight in my ditty bag to start it.
joe: oh no, my luggage won’t stay together.
macgyver: use one of the zip ties in my ditty bag to hold it together.
joe: oh no, i have a head ache.
macgyver: i’ll give you some of the asprin from my ditty bag.
joe: oh no, my sp-ce suit is leaking.
macgyver: i’ll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my ditty bag.
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a bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.
smitty climbed the washington monument with a scoped 30-’06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.
it’s your sh-t.. as in, all of it..
it implies leaving/moving.
it’s true that there are small bags that are used to hold things.. but generally when people say ‘i’m gonna pack up my ditty bag” they’re not being literal – it’s slang for leaving.
‘he gives me anymore lip and i’m gonna pack up my ditty bag!’
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