Diva Chimp
1. a person whose long-reinforced sense of ent-tlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms
2. a person who kills the fun.
alternate definition and origin:
a chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee’s natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.
person 1: i’m hungry.
person 2: i can make you an omelet.
person 1: you must -ssure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
person 2: stop being such a diva chimp.
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