Dive Bomber
a friend who stops by your house for the soul purpose of taking a sh-t.
example: pulling a dive bomber attack, joe dropped by my house
just to take a sh-t.
a male that engages in unprotected s-xual activity and pulls up and out directly before delivering his explosive payload, bombing the enemy with his inflammable napalm.
concerned friend: yo man, you want a condom?
unconcerned pilot: naw bro, i’m a dive bomber.
it is a well-know fact that the ability of a male to detect odors is inversely proportional to the erectness of his p-n-s. a dive bomber is a male whose sense of smell is still functioning well enough during s-x to tell rotten p-ssy from the good kind before dipping a tongue in it.
a dive bomber can pull up just in time.
when, in the act of coitus, from a 45 degree angle and from about 2 or 3 feet, one sh-ts upon either v-g-n- or -n-s. sometimes mouth.
i especially enjoy dive-bombing after a pink lemonade (see dictionary).
s-xual manuever where you fist the girl and then dip your b-lls into her wide open v-g-n-.
dirty dive bomber: if you fist her -ss and then dip your b-lls into her wide open -ss.
joe did everthing with lilly from the dirty sanchez to the dirty dive bomber!
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