dive cafe


a dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. many of the clientele are regulars. like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.
can you believe i saw my congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? he probably goes there because it’s the only place people don’t recognize him.

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