diver
when the back seat of a car is filled. both window seats and b-tch is taken, sometimes double b-tch is taken into effect. so there is absolutely no sp-ce, not even for one more cheek. the last person has to get a running start and dive across all the people sitting in the back seat and lay on top of their laps.
brian (last person to get in, window seat) “danny, looks like your trunkin it”
danny (standing outside car) “nah f-ck that, let me get diver”
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5 gbp worth of skunk which is mainly one spliff so its worth buying a benners really.
divers usually dealt in south east and east london.
set me a divers ruuuude boii
a person performing oral s-x in a woman. also known as eating and going down.
guy1: hey, where is brad?
guy2: he’s diving in susie for almost an hour.
a perfect and precise frisbee throw.
yo man, send me a diver. a diver man.
it means 5 pound worth weed.
it rhymes wit “fiver”
i jus pickd up a diver,i woz skint.
the definition of an -rs-nal player, the only reason that -rs-nal managed to go undefeated this season. notice pires diving for a penalty against portsmouth to draw. note also that -rs-nal have two decent english footballers, henry is a clear h-m–s-xual, keown is possibly the ugliest monkey ever, pires has yet to clean the stain off his chin.
p.s. they will never make it past the quarter-finals of the champion’s league unlike a certain other london club.
“you f-ckin d-ck pires, if you don’t stop diving i’m going to run on the pitch and cut off your legs, and then will have fun beating you with them as you role around on the floor in real pain for once”
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