Diversify Your Bonds
a method of reducing financial risk by spreading one’s money among many different kinds of securities. this mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple -sset cl-sses is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
“you need to diversify your bonds, n-gg-.” – gza
“when i needed financial advice, i decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhf-kkin wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. now i’m makin’ stacks and drinkin’ ‘gnac every day!”
originated from the hit show “the chappelle show” (wu-tang skit) it means to:
1. to do or obtain different things.
2. to add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
if you’re tryin to get in the biz you gonna have to diversify your bonds son.
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