Diversity Drone
anyone who mindlessly adheres to the diversity creed.
pr-ne to drone: self-identified ‘liberals’; moralistic vigilantes; anthropology majors.
life cycle: many people -ssimilate into drone-life after discovering that diversity is the solution to world conflict, becoming so obsessed with this ideal that their personality merges with the hive-mind. this causes them to engage in stereotyped and predictable behaviors such as: obtaining student leadership positions, becoming obstinately opposed to stereotypes, and becoming hateful towards the imagined oppressor. drones typically die off after obtaining jobs in the outside world.
how to recognize a drone: drones can often be heard buzzing about “ethnic ident-ty”, “tolerance”, and “multiculturalism”, esp. when pressed about their comprehension of diversity. you won’t find a depth of knowledge here, only the clever wielding of words to shame and demonize. do not threaten further. drones command the power of a guilty nation.
“this modern dance performance is really p-ssing me off, it’s ethnocentric and racist! what’s with all of them having dark skin? it’s not like all ethiopian people have dark skin! i’m going to make a facebook group protesting the unjust portrayal of minority ethiopian people in modern dance.”
-words of a diversity drone
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