divine breakup
this may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell ‘your dumped hoe’. as she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of c-ke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off… another option is to throw the bottle of c-ke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
pete: i hate going out with gemma-rae she is a complete sk-nk.
trent: why don’t you have a divine break up with the c-nt of a thing.
after our divine breakup, sonique couldn’t find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. what a stupid b-tch!
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