divine cumlord
divine c-mlords are extremely rare…there are only a handful of others including myself. a divine c-mlord is a man with a golden c-ck that pumps out 1 gallon of s-m-n each -j-c-l-t-. the c-m produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. the c-m can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. the man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden c-ck of wrath c-ms.
the fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden c-ck of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. with a thundering roar, the divine c-mlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
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