Diving for Oysters
c-nn-l-ng-s. deep oral s-x with a female on the receiving end. generally excludes the cl-toris and other external genitalia, focusing on the v-g-n-l c-n-l itself.
yikes, i can’t feel my tongue. i should probably stop diving for oysters so often.
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