Divorce buddy
a no expections, be-who-you-are friendship between recently separated / divorced individuals, that actually understand the bullsh-t that comes with being f-cked over by the ex.
how’s my db (divorce buddy) doin’ today? any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. “the ex”)? (followed by general convo.)
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