Divorce Court


1) the place where a husband and wife separates. the presiding judge will decide how -ssets are split.

2) the same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. a prenuptial agreement or -ssets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.

3) the same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. this is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.

4) the same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. the judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any p-sserby.
1) madeline and john separated in divorce court.

2) john’s house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a bahamas account. unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.

3) madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. she currently lives in a middle cl-ss house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn’t even work that much. her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.

4) the judge, lawyers, and p-sserbys had a great time.

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