Divorce/Breakup Olympics


when two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. it is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.
did you see john’s photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? he is in-it-to-win-it in the divorce/breakup olympics!

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